Thursday, January 29, 2009



A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"




"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

A Day in the Life

Last summer, there was a meme in the blogosphere called A Day in the Life of a Librarian. It was started in response to questions from library school students and new graduates regarding what, exactly, library staff does at work. A couple dozen library staffers at all levels, from administrators, IT, circ staff, colleges, public libraries, ... agreed to participate. If you Google librarydayinthelife you'll see some of their stories, or go to the Day in the Life Wiki and click on some of the blogs.

Day in the Life II is currently under way as of yesterday, and yours truly is blogging again at her Annot8tions site. If you ever think your day is boring - or exceptional - it is enlightening and funny to see what our compadres across the country are dealing with.

Post your comments - or, better yet, post your own day in the life by clicking on the comments link and adding your two bits. Let's start our own SPL Library Day in the Life meme!

Teamwork

"Sticks in a bundle are unbreakable" - Kenyan Proverb

"You become successful by helping others become successful." Anonymous

Fake Id





When making a fake ID, remember to attach a picture of yourself ONLY...

no matter how much you love your girl. No es inteligente...es muy estupido

The New David

Married 4 times

Monday, January 26, 2009

A Little Beauty Humor

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart...
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Friday, January 9, 2009

LOL Graphs

Found a reference to GraphJam in Stephen Abram's blog, and thought this particular graph really describes our telephone reference (only partly tongue-in-cheek). Just substitute "TELIS" for "Retail" and "reference questions" for "store products". Anyone care to create one for in-person questions?

song chart memes
more music charts

Travel anecdote

I recently read the following true account in a discussion forum:

A tourist greets an employee working on a boat launch.
Tourist: Will this take me to the Transportation and Ticket Center?
Employee [pointing down to the dock]: This won't take you there, but the boat will.

Bookcart Contest at ALA

100 and one Faces