Friday, September 5, 2008

Funnies

Scottish library joke -

A man walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian, "Excuse me Miss, do ye huvany books on suicide?" The librarian looks up and says, "Get lost! Ye'll no bring it back!"





Q: What happens when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?

A: You get all the information you want, but you can't understand it.

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